[Albert takes a tentative step forward, frowning as he puts more weight on the foot. As expected, the ground sinks and stretches with the extra weight.
After a moment of thought, he hops in place. The ground positively wobbles underneath him, and again he stumbles.]
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After a moment of thought, he hops in place. The ground positively wobbles underneath him, and again he stumbles.]
...It's as if the ground is made of rubber.