chikaidestroyer | ∞ 104: Five years gone [voice/action]

[Forwarded to afternoon of Sunday, November 4]

[voice]

As we have entered the sixth cycle year for Luceti, there are new calendars available for the upcoming year. Copies may be picked up at the library or the Welcome Center. Thank you.

[Right before the journal stops recording, there's the sound of loud banging against a far off window, followed by said window shattering.]

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[Albert stares at his broken window. Or, more precisely, he stares beyond the broken window at the huge eyes peering at him from outside. Then there's the flutter of equally-huge wings and a resounding thump on the roof.

He hurries out of his room and into the spare room, quickly setting up the ladder and climbing up onto the roof.

And out there, standing there as patiently as can be, is a somewhat familiar giant owl, hunched over as to not look as imposing as it would at its full 12 feet of height. It is dressed with a big turquoise ribbon around its neck, which holds an envelope in place.]

...No.

[Three minutes later, after getting the owl to allow him to remove the envelope, Albert sits on his roof reading the enclosed letter.

A shame that you are still trapped in this world, my boy; we are still working away on solving this issue! Here is a gift in commemoration to when you first started contributing to the Organization. I had a feeling you would like it!

- With sympathy, Sir Catherine]

Bil.

[Above him, the giant owl clacks its beak almost understandingly at his exasperation.]

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[Why must you smirk, Sheena? It just increases Albert's exasperation.]

Not some kind of owl thing. It is an owl thing.

[...Another indignant hoot. Not a thing.]

So then I'll just jump right to the obvious question. Why is an owl thing breaking your window?

I suppose it decided that was the best way to get my attention. [A decision they did not agree upon.] It was either that or stomp on the roof. [Maybe. He did not want to think that was an actual option for the bird.]

Yeah, a window definitely gets you more attention. [She's not seeing mentally the same owl he sees physically.] Where'd it come from?

...If you will believe it, it's from Catherine. [Oh, he doesn't sound happy to say that.] A commemorative gift.

...Should I be worried about angry birds showing up at my window too?

[He sounds somewhat sarcastic.] I don't know. Did you request a bird in the past as well?

Nope, can't say that I did. It sounds like you don't want yours though.

[There's a pause as he mulls over how to answer that.]

It's here now. I might as well figure out how to take care of it.

So you secretly do like it. [Smirk.] Admit it, you have some kinda owl curse.

[...He frowns slightly at that particular word Sheena uses.]

Yes, it's certainly some kind of curse.

So it's something you already know about? That'd explain why you get owls and stuff all the time. Does Caesar have the same problem?

No, I'm fairly certain he is owl-free other than being in the general vicinity when I am accosted.

[...] Would you call your hole problem a curse, then?

I don't have a hole problem.

I recall a desert jeep that would beg to differ.

Listen, if you were hearing that jeep thing talk to you then you've got problems bigger than a few birds.

[Hah. Was that a jab at his mental health?]

It certainly complained while you were driving.

Really? I thought that was you complaining. Sure sounded like your voice.

That must have been all the sand stuck in your ears.

I guess that makes sense, since it all got stuck there while you were driving. I'm lucky I didn't fall out and end up stranded in the desert somewhere.

That's quite some luck you have then, considering we hit that hole and were stranded while you were driving.

Imagine how much worse it could've been! We could've gone flying or something or gotten lost. [As though they weren't lost to begin with.]

Or gotten terribly sunburned in addition to being dehydrated and slightly delusional. [He may or may not be exaggerating that bit about being delusional.]

Just who're you calling delusional here?

No one. No one at all.

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