Albert Silverberg (
chikaidestroyer) wrote2011-11-28 06:09 pm
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∞ 99: Horoscopes [action]
[Aquarius:
- Your next shower will be interrupted by a large mildly poisonous insect.
- Your sudden sweet tooth is probably a sign of impending doom.
- Duck!
- Learn to drive, jerk!
Albert had raised a brow when he had seen the horoscope predictions. There were, of course, mentions of the horoscopes and comments over the journals that the predictions were coming true. He's understandably somewhat wary when he takes his shower that day -- especially when the prediction comes true and he finds the hand-sized insect skittering around his feet. He jumps out of the shower.
The insect jumps out with him. And makes a beeline for the crack underneath the bathroom door.
...Wonderful.
After that experience, he finds himself heading to the plaza to visit ... the bakery. Anyone seeing him around the plaza or in the bakery will discover that he is being followed around by a male mallard duck -- everywhere. Maybe it has something to do with the prediction, or the fact that Albert seems to have taken to eating a lot of pastries. Either way, he is being followed by a duck. Everywhere.
Said mallard duck is still following him as he heads down to the battle dome -- because there is no other place that he can think of where he can cure this sudden need to learn how to drive. He may just spend the entire day there, which is entirely strange for him no matter what day it is.]
- Your next shower will be interrupted by a large mildly poisonous insect.
- Your sudden sweet tooth is probably a sign of impending doom.
- Duck!
- Learn to drive, jerk!
Albert had raised a brow when he had seen the horoscope predictions. There were, of course, mentions of the horoscopes and comments over the journals that the predictions were coming true. He's understandably somewhat wary when he takes his shower that day -- especially when the prediction comes true and he finds the hand-sized insect skittering around his feet. He jumps out of the shower.
The insect jumps out with him. And makes a beeline for the crack underneath the bathroom door.
...Wonderful.
After that experience, he finds himself heading to the plaza to visit ... the bakery. Anyone seeing him around the plaza or in the bakery will discover that he is being followed around by a male mallard duck -- everywhere. Maybe it has something to do with the prediction, or the fact that Albert seems to have taken to eating a lot of pastries. Either way, he is being followed by a duck. Everywhere.
Said mallard duck is still following him as he heads down to the battle dome -- because there is no other place that he can think of where he can cure this sudden need to learn how to drive. He may just spend the entire day there, which is entirely strange for him no matter what day it is.]
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[A blatant lie, considering the scene of the crime.]
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Moments later, there's a frustrated sound reverberating from the bathroom and another large, identical insect skittering out underneath the door.]
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What are you doing in there, Albert?
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Well? Did you not see that other one, too?
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I don't know what you're talking about.
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Clean up that mess.
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Wait a minute. Where did those things come from?
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So you did see them.
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[He says this casually as he reaches for the glass on the floor. His foot probably helped to prevent it from breaking.]
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Then you won't mind looking for them while I get changed.
[With that, he disappears into his room and shuts the door behind him.]
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He says nothing to Caesar, continuing this procedure with the empty bedroom with the skylight.]
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Did you see where it went?
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Wh-why didn't you say that in the first place?
[He doesn't sound too impressed. Had he known, he might have felt less (or more!) inclined to lie.]
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...to look around. /kicks auto-correct
Wow, auto-correct. At least they were close!
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