∞ 16: Completely unsurprised [voice post]

[chikaidestroyer]

Nnn... Ouch. This isn't my week for inju--

[A startled sound, and then a sigh.] I guess it had to happen sooner or later.

Hmph. ...I need a new pair of pants.

[ooc: From biseinen to bombshell? ...Okay, might be stretching that a bit. Albert's hair is a little longer covering that lovely forehead injury, and he she's very feminine -- filled out in all the right places, you know? *coughs*]

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[chikaidestroyer]

I'd always thought that girls were more prone to mood swings. Between that and saying things we don't really mean to say, this experiment could easily deal a blow to some relationships.

The non-lethal ones especially. Though, really, there haven't been many experiments that were dangerous per se.

[nowarstowin.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah, there is that. They -- uh, we -- can be a bit ... um, cattier, too. Let's try to make a conscious effort to steer away from that, eh? We've got enough troubles with shooting off our mouths without hormones. I imagine that could happen; it doesn't seem to be a case of not meaning to say things at all so much as not meaning to out loud, or in such a fashion. It's not like there's changed feelings involved, though, at least not that I can tell.

Not physically, no.

[chikaidestroyer]

Indeed. There would be a problem if I tried to flirt with Aya, for example. Though it would probably be thrilling for the remaining men in the village if our fight became physical and public... We'll have to avoid such things, for everyone's sake.

[nowarstowin.livejournal.com]

I don't think you'd do that unless you had designs in the first place ... and I would hope you don't. Do you ... think so? I'm all for avoiding it as well, of course.

[chikaidestroyer]

I don't, I don't. Don't get your panties in a twist.

All I know is that there are at least a few men around here that have their eyes on beautiful women.

[nowarstowin.livejournal.com]

I didn't think you did, but you've been known to surprise me on occasion.

Oooh, I'm safe, then. ♥ Good luck with that, big sister!

[chikaidestroyer]

I do aim to render you speechless from time to time. I don't think I've succeeded yet, so it's a nice goal. Heh, that's assuming I have a violent bone in my body. We've never been ones to fall into the redhead stereotype, you know.

Whatever. I'm sure there's some out there that like their girls flat-chested.

[ooc: BURN~]

[nowarstowin.livejournal.com]

Well, good luck with that. Then you'd probably die quickly. He makes a good case for it. Violent, foul-tempered, easy to irritate, gorgeous ... you know.

Surely. I'm comforted by the fact that at least I don't have to worry about poking out my eyes out if I have to move faster than a steady walk. Be careful~

[chikaidestroyer]

Why, thank you. How in the world have you managed to stay on his good side, then? Treading lightly and carrying a big stick?

Well, that's the wonder of the bra. I can walk around just fine without being a hazard to pedestrians. Or myself. ...Want me to pick one up for you? I bet I can guess your size~

[ooc: And there goes the whole "not being catty" thing... XDD]

[nowarstowin.livejournal.com]

Mmhmmmm. I have my ways. ♥

Ugh, no thanks. You enjoy your harness and back pain, though~

[chikaidestroyer]

You kinky little thing~

Ohhh, I see how it is. You like the all-natural look.

[ooc: They won't be able to look at each other without dying of embarrassment after this. XD]

[nowarstowin.livejournal.com]

Tee hee, Albert.

Always have; don't see any reason to change now. And I can do it without having them hang down to my waist by the time the week is over.

[chikaidestroyer]

I hope you don't intend to flounce around in a thin shirt, then. What lovely imagery, little sis. I think I'm going to have nightmares now.

[ooc: She's like ... you know, I don't know what girl!Albert is like. Clearly she knows her mouth and body are deadly weapons, though. And I love perky-girl!Caesar. XDDD]

[nowarstowin.livejournal.com]

Ah, no. I'm not that shameless. I love you, too.

[chikaidestroyer]

You do make me wonder, with all your shrieking. Heh, I love me, too.

[ooc: Better enjoy it all as much as we can. :x]

[nowarstowin.livejournal.com]

Haha, well, can't say much about that. But then again, you know I've always been easily excitable. Like that exorcist guy? H--She seems to love herself too.

[chikaidestroyer]

And you always pride yourself as not being as excitable as you were as a kid. Exorcist guy? Do I even want to know?

[nowarstowin.livejournal.com]

There are ... situations where I'm willing to reconsider that. Probably not. He seems to be enjoying his, uh, brush with womanhood quite a bit. No pun intended.

[chikaidestroyer]

And would this be one of them? Hmph, that's some information I could have gone without. I swear, some of the residents around here... It's no wonder we have nothing resembling a standing militia.

[nowarstowin.livejournal.com]

This very moment? Not quite. Sometimes, I am entirely inclined to agree with you. Still, this is what we have to work with; I guess we have to make the best of it.

[chikaidestroyer]

Only sometimes? ...But I suppose there are few other options. We could very well abandon all pretenses and give up the hope of escaping.

[nowarstowin.livejournal.com]

They've got their moments, Albert, good and bad. I ... don't see you acquiescing so easily, unless this experiment has softened you considerably.

[chikaidestroyer]

Oh, I don't know. I've felt quite complacent recently, so I could see myself settling down comfortably for awhile before the Malnosso slaughter us all.

[nowarstowin.livejournal.com]

Your endless optimism is most encouraging, sister mine.

[chikaidestroyer]

Hm hm. Besides that silver-haired man going off by himself and testing out the boundaries around us, there hasn't been anything resembling new information coming in. We can only speculate so much, Caesar.

I haven't given up hope, but you must admit that new opportunities are not presenting themselves.