Albert Silverberg (
chikaidestroyer) wrote2009-08-31 03:34 am
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∞ 65: Upon the smoldering battlefield [voice]
Status reports, everyone. Let's try to account for as many as we can.
If you know of any casualties or disappearances, please note them as well. They need to be kept track of in case the Malnosso decided to act while we were ... preoccupied.
Congratulations are in order. We've survived without losing the village. Now it's time to recover and aid the wounded.
If there are still any able bodies available, I would like a sweep of the perimeter done for any signs of the intruders. Feathers, clothing, armor -- if it's available, it must be studied.
...Please also be aware that the New Feather cycle, if it has returned to normal, will occur beginning tomorrow. Explain the situation to the best of your ability. Newcomers need to know that this isn't the usual state of the village.
If you know of any casualties or disappearances, please note them as well. They need to be kept track of in case the Malnosso decided to act while we were ... preoccupied.
Congratulations are in order. We've survived without losing the village. Now it's time to recover and aid the wounded.
If there are still any able bodies available, I would like a sweep of the perimeter done for any signs of the intruders. Feathers, clothing, armor -- if it's available, it must be studied.
...Please also be aware that the New Feather cycle, if it has returned to normal, will occur beginning tomorrow. Explain the situation to the best of your ability. Newcomers need to know that this isn't the usual state of the village.
Oh dear. Super-filter is on.
What were you able to notice about the way he used his blood? I presume there wasn't much the General was willing to divulge.
Uberfiltered
Uberfiltered. Made in Germany, so you know it's gotta be good.
Uberfiltered. Precise and efficiently so.
Uberfiltered. By the makers of Shamwow and Slap Chop.
Was there anything else? Since you were able to engage in battle with the General for that long, your perspective is unique amongst us.
Uberfiltered. Act now and get a second filter for no extra cost!
It's not exactly useful, I guess. But the guy? He had a lot of conviction. I'm talking something like straight up faith or belief. Maybe something stronger because he clung to it even while he--well--even while he died.
Uberfiltered. Just pay separate shipping and handling!
Convictions... So they definitely have something resembling society out there. Where there is society, there is conflict. And thus there is organized religion. [He pauses.] Did he speak only for himself, or for his troops as well?
Uberfiltered. CALL IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES!
Uberfiltered. And we'll throw in a mini-filter while supplies last!
I have heard others had encounters with the General. He certainly didn't go down easily.
Uberfiltered. All for the low low cost of $7.99!
Uberfiltered. You can't beat a price like that! Act now!
I commend you for your victory. My only wish is that his death had come sooner, if simply so we could see if the troops would have continued attacking or retreated under duress.
Uberfiltered. I'm stunned that we sustained that for so long. o_o
Uberfiltered. ...So am I. XD I think it says something about infomercials.
If you have any questions, or any observations that you remember later, please contact me. I imagine we will all be seeking answers after this ordeal.
Uberfiltered. That they're brainwashing us?
Uberfiltered. Well, it's definitely showing. *looks back at the subject threads*
[He won't say anything to the last remark. He's kinda used to being under the radar until he needs to exert ... er, leadership.]
Uberfiltered.
Uberfiltered.
Uberfiltered.
Uberfiltered. ---> [action]
[Well. The house isn't that far from the shops, at least. So his traveling over there doesn't take too long by horse. He dismounts before walking up to the door to knock.]
[action--thrown in for free!]
Leaning gingerly against the opened door is Buffy--five-foot-three, petite, and covered in bruises and cuts that are healing too slowly for her tastes.]
Howdy.
[action--the gift that keeps on giving!]
Miss Buffy, if I recall. A pleasure to meet you. [Even if, you know, you look a little beat up at the moment.]
[action--the gift that I regifted last year!]
[Shuffling aside now, to let her guest in.]